i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Too much gin, very little bucket
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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