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First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
did i walk over a car last night?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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