Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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