You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We need to rekindle our bromance
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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