At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
