You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Randomize
