If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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