And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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