Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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