barbara walters just said penis...
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
wow bdsm is so cute
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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