i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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