This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
