1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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