You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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