He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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