Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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