We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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