so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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