Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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