I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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