Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
its not stalking. its research.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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