what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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