So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
