i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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