Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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