Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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