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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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