I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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