I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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