just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I did not marry a roomba.
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