She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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