Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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