you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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