I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
where am i from again
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
