I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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