I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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