Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We had sex on a dog bed..
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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