We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you win again, gameday.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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