just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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