Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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