you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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