Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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