$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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