The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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