Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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