Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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