Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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