do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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