we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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