Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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